Cease and Desist

My lawyers have received a Cease and Desist Order on my behalf. I cannot discuss the details or the content of this letter but I would like to release this prepared statement.

"I would like to thank the the Memphis Zoo and the Association of Zoos and Aquariums for hosting me last weekend. Zoos are a not real scary and are wonderful educational tools. Zoos are nice and fun. Zoos are also safe as most people do not get mauled by bears or tigers while attending. I would like to point out that the bird of prey that stole my cracker brought part of it back shortly after the incident. I am not 100% certain that the elephants smell. I was just going off the assumption based the their appearance. I do stand by my statement that monkeys that yell, dance and jump at you while you try to eat are a bit disturbing.

I understand that the amount of visitors to the zoo has dropped 67% since my most recent zoo related post. I take the responsibility of being a published, cherished and celebrity blogger very seriously and I did not intend for my words to harm the Memphis Zoo or the Association of Zoos and Aquariums.

In conclusion , I would like to thank my guides for the day for all of their help and zoo knowledge. Skeeter and Rick, thank you for all that you do and I apologize if my words caused you a decline in visitors."