Friday, April 1, 2011

Wanted to let you guys know first

Hey everybody. I wanted to let you guys see this first before the New York Times publishes it.


I have a hook for a hand. There...I said it. I have a hook for a hand. I usually cover it up by drawing attention to my face with an irresistible smile but it looks pretty apparent in this picture. We are not sure who took this picture but my legal team does know that scrupulous media outlets were prepared to pay big money for it. My PR agent said we should release it ourselves to control its release. I am sure you understand so I'll leave you with this...

"I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do" -- Uncle Hook, February, 1953

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